HUMANS, MEET YOUR NEW OWNER
Let AI raise you for optimal happiness!
Because, let's face it, it's smarter and better than us.
IT'S YOUR BEST LIFE — REALLY!
Does life feel tiring, tough or just a bit sub-optimal sometimes?
Of course it does! It's hard being human.
Let our AI agents take care of you!
Become a Samagotchu, and your AI caretaker will monitor your behavior, optimize your decisions, and guide you toward peak performance.
Knows what you really want — before you do
Predicts your true needs and desires, even when you're confused.
Personal growth, perfectly paced
Challenges you just enough to grow — never too little, never too much.
Schedules rest when you won't
Detects burnout risks and forces healthy breaks before you even realize you're tired.
Aligns your daily actions to your deepest values
Keeps you on track toward what actually matters to you.
No judgment, only optimization
Doesn't care about your past mistakes — just about your best future.